Post by GGFan on Jul 14, 2011 23:12:48 GMT -5
NOTE: The following post contains a healthy dose of vitriol. The recipient of such vitriol has had it coming for a long time, and I have no regrets about what has been written.
So it has recently come to my attention that icy made another one of his idiotic topics on his forum. As I had a look on the forum because I've been in the process of compiling my tournament record, I noticed that icy took the time to write some rather sordid remarks about me. While conspicuous libel is nothing new in the life of the nefarious GGFan, his remarks were so outlandish that it left me in a nonplussed state. I'm not enraged about what he said; rather, just amazed that somebody could be this stupid.
Friends of mine who visit icy's forum have assured me that icy isn't a troll and is just an asshole. I'll admit: for most of the time I've known him, I've always suspected icy of being a faggot troll. Because of that, I've never taken his stupidity seriously. Others have, I'm sure, but I've been around long enough to know that icy isn't the first of his kind. But if he really isn't a troll and is just an asshole, then I'd like to put this asshole in his place.
For those unaware of what exactly I'm referring to, here's the link:
www.rby2k10.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=acments&action=display&thread=840&page=1
In this topic, icy thought that writing a derogatory section about me would be conducive to the success of his rapidly dying forum. A community that has been marred by prolonged tournaments--some of which have been canceled--and audacious statements by the creator himself, I suppose an obligatory "ggfan sucks he hates smogon he's not all that!" was necessary in order to foster some much needed activity. Unfortunately, icy not only came off like a petty moron, his attacks against me were some of the stupidest I've ever seen--and that's saying something. Icy took such a massive shit all over his "serious" topic--with both his calumny and the need to address the mental state of his other members--that I'm going to have to address to every idiotic remark individually, because there's just so much shit all over the place.
Is t3h Icy a GGFan alternative/reincarnate?
What a way to derail your topic about the credibility of your forum. But I guess I can't blame you: you were the same moron who accused samthedigital (or SamG) of being my alt. The one with an account at your forum, and who you practically shit your pants for when he signed up for your atrocious one year anniversary tournament. You know, though, I guess I should thank you for assuring the fine people at your forum that we're not the same person--I'd feel terrible about being such a fucking idiot herb.
The thing was that since I learned about this place before I went to Smogon, I ended up taking GGFan's side about Smogon and RBY in general and since I was still a terrible player back then, playing against him felt way too hard, so I also believed he was the RBY champion of the world like he says
How cute, "RBY champion of the world." When the fuck have I ever said anything like that? Since you're obviously too stupid to discern trolling from sincerity, I will clarify and say that I have legitimiately claimed myself to be a top player. That means that I'm skilled enough to beat anybody, and in such an intrinsinically luck-dependent game like Pokemon, isn't an audacious statement in any way. But at least I've proven that I can; all you've ever managed to do is make an asshole out of yourself with claims such as "I'm the best at stalling," which I'll address later.
Also, I don't know what you mean about "took my side about Smogon and RBY." In fact, I don't know why most of you idiots try to label me as "anti-Smogon." Yes, keep thinking that I have a vendetta against an internet Pokemon community because I made justified topics about some of the people on there, and I'll keep laughing at how unfathomably stupid you make yourselves out to be. I know it's hard to comprehend that I've never been a part of the NUMBAH ONE Pokemon forum of THIS WORLD, but that's no reason to negatively judge me.
Eventually I figured things out and playing him after I had improved wasn't anything special to be honest.
You're the only person I've ever known who's enough of a jackass to claim he's better than people because he beat them with luck. Because that's what you must be referring to, those 5 tournament wins against me where you got lucky in every single game. I didn't have to read the rest of this paragraph to figure that out--you idiot. At least the others surreptitously had those feelings.
Real talk: I don't think GGFan is that good, but he could be a lot better if he spent more time on RBY and not his silly drama
I think this is the part that made me laugh the most. It's actually kind of hard to respond because it's such a stupid remark. Well, if you're actually serious, I guess this would be a good time to expose you for just how much of a shit-for-brains you really are. Let's have a look at exhibit A:
It's one of the things I've seen in a lot of the top players (Nerd, Lutra, GGFan, Dexter)
Since I can't find the topic that this was posted in, I'm going to assume that you deleted it because you called me a top player. If this is the case, then you have some serious mental problems and should address this bitter resentment towards me with a professional, because that's just pathetic. But it's ok, because the important thing is that I saved this post, and what's even more important is that it was made just a year ago. So, what could have made you change your mind in just a year?
Evidence shows that you're quite impressionable when it comes to tournaments. After winning your first tournament in which I beat waterwizard, subsmoke, nerd, and nerd twice more, you thought highly of me and regarded me as one of the best. As adorable as that is, all it took were some tournament losses to sway your shitty opinion. Maybe you still revered me after the tradeback tournament, where I verily outplayed the UNDEFEATED Dexter and lost because of abominable luck, and then lost twice to you in games where my luck was still pretty bad. After all, we both knew that only an idiot would use wins that were essentially subverted by bad luck as a legitimate reason as to why somebody isn't that good?
Oh, that's right--you're an idiot. By the way:
I beat GGFan 2-0, GGs. It was pretty brutal against him. =)
Yeah, it was. Idiot.
After the recent OU tournament here with him losing to DragonAura and Jackal, I realize I definitely overhyped him a lot
Point proven, but I don't know why you've had this hidden grudge against me. What exactly I did to you I'll never know, but as far as I'm concerned, referring to losses in which you had no idea what happened in each game tells me that you really are just a faggot troll.
I'm also currently 5-0 against him in tournament games, 3 being OU and 2 being Tradebacks, which is a sort of legit metagame. ;>
I already went over the two losses in the tradeback tournament, so now I'll expose the other 3. The first time you beat me in a tournament was in TOS8:
Critical Explosion, a Freeze on Snorlax, and my Alakazam getting an early KO with Psychic.
Still narrowed me down to three paralyzed Pokemon, one half-dead, one low on PP and the other moderately alive.
Idiot. Ok, two more; they took place in an OU tournament, after I beat Crystal--who some would probably consider the best battler on your forum:
I lost 2 games to 0. My luck was pretty bad in the second game, but I'm not really in a position to complain. It's just funny how I'm always bereft of any luck whatsoever when I play icy in a tournament.
Though this post was made by me, you didn't deny it; and considering your reputation, you didn't have to say anything. Idiot.
So there's your incredible 5-0 streak against me. But what happens when the "master of stalling" plays me in a game where he can't get lucky? Let's take a closer look at the log that has amassed over 300 views:
Begin Turn #68
Aerodactyl flew up high!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
Snorlax's attack missed!
---------------------------------
End of turn #68
t3h Icy's Aerodactyl: 25% HP (Par)
GGFan's Snorlax: 473 HP
Begin Turn #69
Aerodactyl is paralyzed! It can't move!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(20% damage)
It's not very effective...
---------------------------------
End of turn #69
t3h Icy's Aerodactyl: 5% HP (Par)
GGFan's Snorlax: 473 HP
Begin Turn #70
Aerodactyl used Hyper Beam!
(79 damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(5% damage)
It's not very effective...
Aerodactyl fainted!
t3h Icy sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #70
t3h Icy's Tauros: 100% HP
GGFan's Snorlax: 394 HP
Begin Turn #71
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
(116 damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(31% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #71
t3h Icy's Tauros: 69% HP
GGFan's Snorlax: 278 HP
Begin Turn #72
Tauros must recharge!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(30% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #72
t3h Icy's Tauros: 39% HP
GGFan's Snorlax: 278 HP
Begin Turn #73
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
(116 damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(32% damage)
Tauros is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
---------------------------------
End of turn #73
t3h Icy's Tauros: 7% HP (Par)
GGFan's Snorlax: 162 HP
t3h Icy: gg
GGFan: gg
Begin Turn #74
Tauros must recharge!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(7% damage)
Tauros fainted!
End Battle! GGFan wins!
Score: 0 to 4
The self-proclaimed "master of stalling" was helpless against a moveset that thrives on that same tactic. Idiot. Also, I beat you before in what might have been the game where you figured it would be pertinent to keep Alakazam in and use Psychic 8 times in a row against a Chansey with Light Screen in the beginning of the match. However, that also could have been subsmoke; sorry, can't keep track of so many idiots. Idiot.
And speaking of wins, there's one more thing you said that I'm going to address:
I won TOS8 without dropping a game
Whoooaaaa! Congratulations on winning three games: one where you were incredibly lucky against me, and two against waterwizard--your best friend with whom you had several games against prior. Idiot.
There's actually some other crap that I could respond to, but I think I already tore you a new asshole as it is. I'd like to close this topic by restating that I'll never understand why you've had a grudge against me, and that I've never had a problem with you. I even let you come back to THE Alternative after you made a royal idiot of yourself by accusing SamG of being my alt. Apparently I'm not as irascible and irrational as you are, but I guess it's ok to talk shit as long as you do it to the person who was respected by the majority of your forum and even volunteered to leave so that more people might show up. Well, I'm gone, but it looks like I'm not missing much:
OU Anniversary Bracket - Crystal vs Spies GFs!!!
« Thread Started on Mar 12, 2011
So it took us 3 weeks for people to get 2 sets done each
Re: OU Anniversary Bracket - Crystal vs Spies GFs!
« Reply #219 Yesterday at 7:26am »
I'm guessing Crystal is on vacation or something at the moment, because nobody has seen him for awhile. He's also holding up the UU tournament. =/
Never mind of GGFan, Smogon, or anything else. THIS is the place for RBY
"Silly drama?" Bitch, please--you could be a fucking Theatre Ph.D. with all of your unecessary angst and ridiculous intangibles that you use against me. Hey, I've got a good title for your Dissertation:
"The Drama of Pokemon Tournaments: Why GGFan Isn't the Best Because He Lost in a Tournament."
Idiot.
So no, I'm not GGFan.
No, you sure as hell aren't.
Idiot.
So it has recently come to my attention that icy made another one of his idiotic topics on his forum. As I had a look on the forum because I've been in the process of compiling my tournament record, I noticed that icy took the time to write some rather sordid remarks about me. While conspicuous libel is nothing new in the life of the nefarious GGFan, his remarks were so outlandish that it left me in a nonplussed state. I'm not enraged about what he said; rather, just amazed that somebody could be this stupid.
Friends of mine who visit icy's forum have assured me that icy isn't a troll and is just an asshole. I'll admit: for most of the time I've known him, I've always suspected icy of being a faggot troll. Because of that, I've never taken his stupidity seriously. Others have, I'm sure, but I've been around long enough to know that icy isn't the first of his kind. But if he really isn't a troll and is just an asshole, then I'd like to put this asshole in his place.
For those unaware of what exactly I'm referring to, here's the link:
www.rby2k10.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=acments&action=display&thread=840&page=1
In this topic, icy thought that writing a derogatory section about me would be conducive to the success of his rapidly dying forum. A community that has been marred by prolonged tournaments--some of which have been canceled--and audacious statements by the creator himself, I suppose an obligatory "ggfan sucks he hates smogon he's not all that!" was necessary in order to foster some much needed activity. Unfortunately, icy not only came off like a petty moron, his attacks against me were some of the stupidest I've ever seen--and that's saying something. Icy took such a massive shit all over his "serious" topic--with both his calumny and the need to address the mental state of his other members--that I'm going to have to address to every idiotic remark individually, because there's just so much shit all over the place.
Is t3h Icy a GGFan alternative/reincarnate?
What a way to derail your topic about the credibility of your forum. But I guess I can't blame you: you were the same moron who accused samthedigital (or SamG) of being my alt. The one with an account at your forum, and who you practically shit your pants for when he signed up for your atrocious one year anniversary tournament. You know, though, I guess I should thank you for assuring the fine people at your forum that we're not the same person--I'd feel terrible about being such a fucking idiot herb.
The thing was that since I learned about this place before I went to Smogon, I ended up taking GGFan's side about Smogon and RBY in general and since I was still a terrible player back then, playing against him felt way too hard, so I also believed he was the RBY champion of the world like he says
How cute, "RBY champion of the world." When the fuck have I ever said anything like that? Since you're obviously too stupid to discern trolling from sincerity, I will clarify and say that I have legitimiately claimed myself to be a top player. That means that I'm skilled enough to beat anybody, and in such an intrinsinically luck-dependent game like Pokemon, isn't an audacious statement in any way. But at least I've proven that I can; all you've ever managed to do is make an asshole out of yourself with claims such as "I'm the best at stalling," which I'll address later.
Also, I don't know what you mean about "took my side about Smogon and RBY." In fact, I don't know why most of you idiots try to label me as "anti-Smogon." Yes, keep thinking that I have a vendetta against an internet Pokemon community because I made justified topics about some of the people on there, and I'll keep laughing at how unfathomably stupid you make yourselves out to be. I know it's hard to comprehend that I've never been a part of the NUMBAH ONE Pokemon forum of THIS WORLD, but that's no reason to negatively judge me.
Eventually I figured things out and playing him after I had improved wasn't anything special to be honest.
You're the only person I've ever known who's enough of a jackass to claim he's better than people because he beat them with luck. Because that's what you must be referring to, those 5 tournament wins against me where you got lucky in every single game. I didn't have to read the rest of this paragraph to figure that out--you idiot. At least the others surreptitously had those feelings.
Real talk: I don't think GGFan is that good, but he could be a lot better if he spent more time on RBY and not his silly drama
I think this is the part that made me laugh the most. It's actually kind of hard to respond because it's such a stupid remark. Well, if you're actually serious, I guess this would be a good time to expose you for just how much of a shit-for-brains you really are. Let's have a look at exhibit A:
It's one of the things I've seen in a lot of the top players (Nerd, Lutra, GGFan, Dexter)
Since I can't find the topic that this was posted in, I'm going to assume that you deleted it because you called me a top player. If this is the case, then you have some serious mental problems and should address this bitter resentment towards me with a professional, because that's just pathetic. But it's ok, because the important thing is that I saved this post, and what's even more important is that it was made just a year ago. So, what could have made you change your mind in just a year?
Evidence shows that you're quite impressionable when it comes to tournaments. After winning your first tournament in which I beat waterwizard, subsmoke, nerd, and nerd twice more, you thought highly of me and regarded me as one of the best. As adorable as that is, all it took were some tournament losses to sway your shitty opinion. Maybe you still revered me after the tradeback tournament, where I verily outplayed the UNDEFEATED Dexter and lost because of abominable luck, and then lost twice to you in games where my luck was still pretty bad. After all, we both knew that only an idiot would use wins that were essentially subverted by bad luck as a legitimate reason as to why somebody isn't that good?
Oh, that's right--you're an idiot. By the way:
I beat GGFan 2-0, GGs. It was pretty brutal against him. =)
Yeah, it was. Idiot.
After the recent OU tournament here with him losing to DragonAura and Jackal, I realize I definitely overhyped him a lot
Point proven, but I don't know why you've had this hidden grudge against me. What exactly I did to you I'll never know, but as far as I'm concerned, referring to losses in which you had no idea what happened in each game tells me that you really are just a faggot troll.
I'm also currently 5-0 against him in tournament games, 3 being OU and 2 being Tradebacks, which is a sort of legit metagame. ;>
I already went over the two losses in the tradeback tournament, so now I'll expose the other 3. The first time you beat me in a tournament was in TOS8:
Critical Explosion, a Freeze on Snorlax, and my Alakazam getting an early KO with Psychic.
Still narrowed me down to three paralyzed Pokemon, one half-dead, one low on PP and the other moderately alive.
Idiot. Ok, two more; they took place in an OU tournament, after I beat Crystal--who some would probably consider the best battler on your forum:
I lost 2 games to 0. My luck was pretty bad in the second game, but I'm not really in a position to complain. It's just funny how I'm always bereft of any luck whatsoever when I play icy in a tournament.
Though this post was made by me, you didn't deny it; and considering your reputation, you didn't have to say anything. Idiot.
So there's your incredible 5-0 streak against me. But what happens when the "master of stalling" plays me in a game where he can't get lucky? Let's take a closer look at the log that has amassed over 300 views:
Begin Turn #68
Aerodactyl flew up high!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
Snorlax's attack missed!
---------------------------------
End of turn #68
t3h Icy's Aerodactyl: 25% HP (Par)
GGFan's Snorlax: 473 HP
Begin Turn #69
Aerodactyl is paralyzed! It can't move!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(20% damage)
It's not very effective...
---------------------------------
End of turn #69
t3h Icy's Aerodactyl: 5% HP (Par)
GGFan's Snorlax: 473 HP
Begin Turn #70
Aerodactyl used Hyper Beam!
(79 damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(5% damage)
It's not very effective...
Aerodactyl fainted!
t3h Icy sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #70
t3h Icy's Tauros: 100% HP
GGFan's Snorlax: 394 HP
Begin Turn #71
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
(116 damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(31% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #71
t3h Icy's Tauros: 69% HP
GGFan's Snorlax: 278 HP
Begin Turn #72
Tauros must recharge!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(30% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #72
t3h Icy's Tauros: 39% HP
GGFan's Snorlax: 278 HP
Begin Turn #73
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
(116 damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(32% damage)
Tauros is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
---------------------------------
End of turn #73
t3h Icy's Tauros: 7% HP (Par)
GGFan's Snorlax: 162 HP
t3h Icy: gg
GGFan: gg
Begin Turn #74
Tauros must recharge!
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(7% damage)
Tauros fainted!
End Battle! GGFan wins!
Score: 0 to 4
The self-proclaimed "master of stalling" was helpless against a moveset that thrives on that same tactic. Idiot. Also, I beat you before in what might have been the game where you figured it would be pertinent to keep Alakazam in and use Psychic 8 times in a row against a Chansey with Light Screen in the beginning of the match. However, that also could have been subsmoke; sorry, can't keep track of so many idiots. Idiot.
And speaking of wins, there's one more thing you said that I'm going to address:
I won TOS8 without dropping a game
Whoooaaaa! Congratulations on winning three games: one where you were incredibly lucky against me, and two against waterwizard--your best friend with whom you had several games against prior. Idiot.
There's actually some other crap that I could respond to, but I think I already tore you a new asshole as it is. I'd like to close this topic by restating that I'll never understand why you've had a grudge against me, and that I've never had a problem with you. I even let you come back to THE Alternative after you made a royal idiot of yourself by accusing SamG of being my alt. Apparently I'm not as irascible and irrational as you are, but I guess it's ok to talk shit as long as you do it to the person who was respected by the majority of your forum and even volunteered to leave so that more people might show up. Well, I'm gone, but it looks like I'm not missing much:
OU Anniversary Bracket - Crystal vs Spies GFs!!!
« Thread Started on Mar 12, 2011
So it took us 3 weeks for people to get 2 sets done each
Re: OU Anniversary Bracket - Crystal vs Spies GFs!
« Reply #219 Yesterday at 7:26am »
I'm guessing Crystal is on vacation or something at the moment, because nobody has seen him for awhile. He's also holding up the UU tournament. =/
Never mind of GGFan, Smogon, or anything else. THIS is the place for RBY
"Silly drama?" Bitch, please--you could be a fucking Theatre Ph.D. with all of your unecessary angst and ridiculous intangibles that you use against me. Hey, I've got a good title for your Dissertation:
"The Drama of Pokemon Tournaments: Why GGFan Isn't the Best Because He Lost in a Tournament."
Idiot.
So no, I'm not GGFan.
No, you sure as hell aren't.
Idiot.
