I returned Smogon's favor

[internethero]

Had some fun today by paying Smogon a visit.  If you're curious, GGFan, yes--they're still the same Smodrones as ever.  Here are the posts since they'll get inevitably deleted.

www.smogon.com/forums/threads/list-of-the-best-users.3542907/page-2


fat Master Sunny-EX said: ↑

Exodus Latios you're one step away from discovering the GGfan method of achieving fame! Kudos to you!

hint: make alts

Huh, I thought GGFan achieved fame for pissing off Smogon alts for 10 years and being one of the best old-gen players of all time.



lionheartggfan.proboards.com/thread/932/smogon-story

He was being a gaping asshole in a tournament over matches, then we were told it's ggfan.



I mean if he was just minding his own business then sure, but suffice to say he has not changed.

Damn that is some A-class Smogon cocksucking lmao. You should win the Golden Dick award!


www.smogon.com/forums/threads/ggfan-the-latest-episode.3531741/page-2

Crystal, Crystal, he's a loser

GGFan kicked his ass all the way to Jupiter

He hides behind his Smogon alts like a chump

but they can't hide the bruises on his rump

He'll never be a champion, just a Smogon

No better than a hairy fatty who spends all day bloggin'.

[GGFan]

Heh. A few things I'd like to say here:

First, it's funny how Smodrones still act like I go to Smogon all the time. I've been completely oblivious to their insipid trolling and stupidity for ages--if you didn't bring this to my attention, I wouldn't have known about it. It's rather pathetic on these, as you say, Smogon cocksuckers' part. However, even worse than their horrible trolling that was never funny to begin with is the fact that practically every thread about me is the same. That thread. "The latest GGFan episodoe" or whatever, is a great example.

1. OP made by loser who doesn't know me: hey guys look what did ggfan did this time! (posts one-sided bullshit)
2. Smogon cocksucker #1: oh my god ggfan is exactly the same still using alts!
3. Smogon cocksucker #2: wow what an ass haha!
4. Smogon cocksucker #3: ahhhhhh the good old days!

Maybe the post that made me laugh the most was "He was being a gaping asshole in that tournament." I wonder what exactly I said that caused so much sand to overflow his vagina? Here's pretty much every post I made with my Year13 account:

1. in contact with opponent
2. won
3. activity post
4. activity post
5. won
6. in contact with opponent
7. activity post
8. won
9. etc

But I guess the idiot was right, though. Just look at the harsh invective my third-round opponent had for me:

Brutal hax is the RBY standard it's no problem. Game 2 was haxy for me, though not as much heh. Sorry for the anger during the game, no one wants insanely unlikely shit to happen to them. You were a good sport and scheduling the game was on the fault of both of us.

Good luck in rest!

As for the tournament itself, I understand that Disaster Area was kissing so much ass (Lutra's and Smogon's) at the time to promote Smogon and strengthen its relationship with Pokemon Perfect, but I think it's funny how he bitches about me "trolling" him on Pokemon Perfect, but makes threads like this one and posts logs with no substance (for all I know, he probably made that himself). But forget about that loser for a moment: I thought I was banned for another reason than "ban bypass." Seriously? That was the best excuse those morons could come up with? Well, I was never eliminated, so the winner is more than welcome to challenge me whenever he finds me and then we can have the real finals!

And man, your poetry is good. GGFan alts are way funnier than Smogoon alts, that's for sure.

One more thing: just who are my alternate accounts? Is almost every person on Pokemon Perfect me as well? You know, since I've beaten almost everyone on there, they must be my alts too!

[murfet]

Eh, don't mind Layell, GGFan. Even we at Smogon think he's a dumb shit.

Anyway, their excuse for banning you was pretty hilarious. Talk about making a joke out of your own tournament. Was Smogon worse 10 years ago or now?

[GGFan]

They're all the same to me. An idiot is an idiot is an idiot.

As for your question, my answer is this: a Smogon is a Smogon is a Smogon.