Post by HizardcoreMike on Aug 9, 2007 0:44:47 GMT -5
Battle Log:
Battle Mode: Red/Blue/Yellow
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause
Rule: Apply PP Ups
Rule: Battle Timeout
Rule: Unrated
Billtog vs HcM. Begin!
Billtog sent out Lidor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
HcM sent out Eggie (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
Begin Turn #1
Eggie used Stun Spore!
Lidor is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Lidor used Stun Spore!
Lidor's attack missed!
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First turn and already some softcore hax....
End of turn #1
Billtog's Lidor: 100% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 393 HP
GGFan has started watching.
HcM: lool
HcM: He missed stun spore.
GGFan: I dunno who will hax more
Begin Turn #2
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(20% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor used Stun Spore!
Eggie is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #2
Billtog's Lidor: 80% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 374 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #3
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(22% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor used Psychic!
(57 damage)
It's not very effective...
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End of turn #3
Billtog's Lidor: 58% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 296 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #4
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(23% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #4
Billtog's Lidor: 35% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 274 HP (Par)
GGFan: Both you guys haxed me out of the last tournaments
GGFan: How funny
Begin Turn #5
Eggie is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Lidor used Psychic!
(99 damage)
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
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End of turn #5
Billtog's Lidor: 35% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 175 HP (Par)
HcM: Battle of the Haxes.
GGFan: lol
Begin Turn #6
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(21% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor used Psychic!
(56 damage)
It's not very effective...
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End of turn #6
Billtog's Lidor: 14% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 99 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #7
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(14% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
Lidor fainted!
Billtog sent out Harati (Lv.100 Gengar)!
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End of turn #7
Billtog's Harati: 100% HP
HcM's Eggie: 85 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #8
Harati used Night Shade!
(85 damage)
Eggie fainted!
HcM sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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End of turn #8
Billtog's Harati: 100% HP
HcM's Snorlax: 523 HP
Begin Turn #9
Harati used Night Shade!
(100 damage)
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(77% damage)
It's super effective!
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End of turn #9
Billtog's Harati: 23% HP
HcM's Snorlax: 423 HP
Begin Turn #10
Harati used Explosion!
(261 damage)
Harati fainted!
GGFan: Needed more CH
Billtog sent out Titanus (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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End of turn #10
Billtog's Titanus: 100% HP
HcM's Snorlax: 162 HP
Begin Turn #11
Titanus used Body Slam!
(136 damage)
Snorlax is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Snorlax used Selfdestruct!
(85% damage)
Snorlax fainted!
GGFan: lol soo close
Billtog: damn
HcM sent out Zapdos (Lv.100 Zapdos)!
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End of turn #11
Billtog's Titanus: 15% HP
HcM's Zapdos: 383 HP
Begin Turn #12
Zapdos used Thunderbolt!
(14% damage)
Titanus fainted!
Billtog sent out Moto (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #12
Billtog's Moto: 100% HP
HcM's Zapdos: 383 HP
Begin Turn #13
Moto used Blizzard!
(124 damage)
It's super effective!
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Zapdos used Thunder Wave!
Moto is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #13
Billtog's Moto: 100% HP (Par)
HcM's Zapdos: 259 HP
Begin Turn #14
Zapdos used Thunderbolt!
(46% damage)
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Moto used Blizzard!
(141 damage)
It's super effective!
Zapdos was frozen solid!
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Okay, cool.
End of turn #14
Billtog's Moto: 54% HP (Par)
HcM's Zapdos: 118 HP (Frz)
HcM: lol
GGFan: lol
Begin Turn #15
Zapdos is frozen solid!
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Moto used Body Slam!
(104 damage)
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End of turn #15
Billtog's Moto: 54% HP (Par)
HcM's Zapdos: 14 HP (Frz)
Begin Turn #16
Zapdos is frozen solid!
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Moto used Body Slam!
(14 damage)
Zapdos fainted!
GGFan: Needs more hax than that
HcM sent out ThaTool (Lv.100 Starmie)!
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End of turn #16
Billtog's Moto: 54% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 323 HP
GGFan: Go CH paraslam
Begin Turn #17
ThaTool used Surf!
(42% damage)
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Moto used Body Slam!
(210 damage)
A critical hit!
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End of turn #17
Billtog's Moto: 12% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 113 HP
GGFan: lol
HcM: one half
Begin Turn #18
ThaTool used Recover!
ThaTool regained health!
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Moto is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #18
Billtog's Moto: 12% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 274 HP
GGFan: lol gay
Billtog: son of a bitch
HcM: Sweet
Begin Turn #19
ThaTool used Surf!
(13% damage)
Moto fainted!
Billtog sent out Kikurume (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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Various hax for both of us, blah, blah...
End of turn #19
Billtog's Kikurume: 100% HP
HcM's ThaTool: 274 HP
GGFan: Ah ha
Begin Turn #20
ThaTool used Thunder Wave!
Kikurume is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Kikurume used Thunder Wave!
ThaTool is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #20
Billtog's Kikurume: 100% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 274 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #21
ThaTool used Surf!
(14% damage)
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Kikurume used Thunderbolt!
(147 damage)
It's super effective!
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End of turn #21
Billtog's Kikurume: 86% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 127 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #22
ThaTool used Surf!
(15% damage)
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Kikurume used Thunderbolt!
(127 damage)
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
ThaTool fainted!
HcM sent out NiggaPlease (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #22
Billtog's Kikurume: 71% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP
Begin Turn #23
NiggaPlease used Hyper Beam!
(68% damage)
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Kikurume used Thunder Wave!
NiggaPlease is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #23
Billtog's Kikurume: 3% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
GGFan: lol NiggaPlease must die
Begin Turn #24
NiggaPlease must recharge!
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Kikurume is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #24
Billtog's Kikurume: 3% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
GGFan: lol
Billtog: FUCK
Begin Turn #25
NiggaPlease is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Kikurume used Softboiled!
Kikurume regained health!
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End of turn #25
Billtog's Kikurume: 53% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
Billtog: okay
Begin Turn #26
NiggaPlease used Hyper Beam!
(53% damage)
Kikurume fainted!
GGFan: Uh useless
Billtog: yeah
Billtog sent out Naratu (Lv.100 Alakazam)!
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End of turn #26
Billtog's Naratu: 100% HP
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
GGFan: Should have attacked
Begin Turn #27
Naratu used Psychic!
(303 damage)
A critical hit!
NiggaPlease's Special fell!
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NiggaPlease used Body Slam!
(50% damage)
Naratu is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #27
Billtog's Naratu: 50% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 50 HP (Par)
GGFan: If it has Reflect
GGFan: FPFP
GGFan: lol lucky bastard
Begin Turn #28
Naratu used Psychic!
(50 damage)
NiggaPlease fainted!
HcM sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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And this, my friends, is where the hilarity ensues....
End of turn #28
Billtog's Naratu: 50% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP
GGFan: Not gg
Begin Turn #29
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(22% damage)
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Naratu used Thunder Wave!
Chansey is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #29
Billtog's Naratu: 28% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP (Par)
GGFan: Billtog has the advantage
GGFan: IMO
Begin Turn #30
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #30
Billtog's Naratu: 59% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP (Par)
GGFan: HcM needs to hax
HcM: Yeah.
Billtog: unless he fucking freezes me
GGFan: Major hax
Begin Turn #31
Naratu used Psychic!
(137 damage)
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HcM: lol fp
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #31
Billtog's Naratu: 40% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 566 HP (Par)
GGFan: lol he cant
Begin Turn #32
Naratu used Psychic!
(120 damage)
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #32
Billtog's Naratu: 19% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 446 HP (Par)
GGFan: HcM can only win with hax
Begin Turn #33
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(20% damage)
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End of turn #33
Billtog's Naratu: 49% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 446 HP (Par)
GGFan: fp fp fp
Begin Turn #34
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
Chansey's attack missed!
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End of turn #34
Billtog's Naratu: 98% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 446 HP (Par)
GGFan: ch ch ch
GGFan: LOL
HcM: lol
Begin Turn #35
Naratu used Seismic Toss!
(100 damage)
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #35
Billtog's Naratu: 77% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 346 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #36
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #36
Billtog's Naratu: 77% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 346 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #37
Naratu used Psychic!
(135 damage)
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #37
Billtog's Naratu: 77% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 562 HP (Par)
GGFan: Needs more special fall
Begin Turn #38
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #38
Billtog's Naratu: 58% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 562 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #39
Naratu used Psychic!
(254 damage)
A critical hit!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(22% damage)
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End of turn #39
Billtog's Naratu: 36% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 308 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #40
Naratu used Psychic!
(129 damage)
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Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #40
Billtog's Naratu: 36% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 179 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #41
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #41
Billtog's Naratu: 86% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 530 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #42
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #42
Billtog's Naratu: 65% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 530 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #43
Naratu used Psychic!
(124 damage)
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #43
Billtog's Naratu: 44% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 406 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #44
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #44
Billtog's Naratu: 25% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 406 HP (Par)
GGFan: Wow
Begin Turn #45
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #45
Billtog's Naratu: 53% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 406 HP (Par)
GGFan: SPECIAL FALL
GGFan: lol
HcM: kognsfrgf
Begin Turn #46
Naratu used Psychic!
(233 damage)
A critical hit!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(20% damage)
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End of turn #46
Billtog's Naratu: 33% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 173 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #47
Naratu used Psychic!
(131 damage)
Chansey's Special fell!
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #47
Billtog's Naratu: 33% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 393 HP (Par)
GGFan: Works too
GGFan: lol
Begin Turn #48
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #48
Billtog's Naratu: 33% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 393 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #49
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #49
Billtog's Naratu: 83% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP (Par)
GGFan: lololo
HcM: I want rematch...
Begin Turn #50
Naratu used Psychic!
(179 damage)
Chansey's Special fell!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(10% damage)
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End of turn #50
Billtog's Naratu: 73% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 524 HP (Par)
GGFan: TOOOOOO BBAAADDDD
GGFan: lol
HcM: Fuck you!!!!1
HcM: 1
HcM: 1
Continued in part 2, where the hax gets brought to a whole new spectrum of luckfucking.
Battle Mode: Red/Blue/Yellow
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause
Rule: Apply PP Ups
Rule: Battle Timeout
Rule: Unrated
Billtog vs HcM. Begin!
Billtog sent out Lidor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
HcM sent out Eggie (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
Begin Turn #1
Eggie used Stun Spore!
Lidor is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Lidor used Stun Spore!
Lidor's attack missed!
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First turn and already some softcore hax....
End of turn #1
Billtog's Lidor: 100% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 393 HP
GGFan has started watching.
HcM: lool
HcM: He missed stun spore.
GGFan: I dunno who will hax more
Begin Turn #2
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(20% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor used Stun Spore!
Eggie is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #2
Billtog's Lidor: 80% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 374 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #3
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(22% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor used Psychic!
(57 damage)
It's not very effective...
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End of turn #3
Billtog's Lidor: 58% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 296 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #4
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(23% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #4
Billtog's Lidor: 35% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 274 HP (Par)
GGFan: Both you guys haxed me out of the last tournaments
GGFan: How funny
Begin Turn #5
Eggie is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Lidor used Psychic!
(99 damage)
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
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End of turn #5
Billtog's Lidor: 35% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 175 HP (Par)
HcM: Battle of the Haxes.
GGFan: lol
Begin Turn #6
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(21% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
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Lidor used Psychic!
(56 damage)
It's not very effective...
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End of turn #6
Billtog's Lidor: 14% HP (Par)
HcM's Eggie: 99 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #7
Eggie used Double-Edge!
(14% damage)
Eggie is hit with recoil!
Lidor fainted!
Billtog sent out Harati (Lv.100 Gengar)!
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End of turn #7
Billtog's Harati: 100% HP
HcM's Eggie: 85 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #8
Harati used Night Shade!
(85 damage)
Eggie fainted!
HcM sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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End of turn #8
Billtog's Harati: 100% HP
HcM's Snorlax: 523 HP
Begin Turn #9
Harati used Night Shade!
(100 damage)
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(77% damage)
It's super effective!
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End of turn #9
Billtog's Harati: 23% HP
HcM's Snorlax: 423 HP
Begin Turn #10
Harati used Explosion!
(261 damage)
Harati fainted!
GGFan: Needed more CH
Billtog sent out Titanus (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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End of turn #10
Billtog's Titanus: 100% HP
HcM's Snorlax: 162 HP
Begin Turn #11
Titanus used Body Slam!
(136 damage)
Snorlax is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Snorlax used Selfdestruct!
(85% damage)
Snorlax fainted!
GGFan: lol soo close
Billtog: damn
HcM sent out Zapdos (Lv.100 Zapdos)!
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End of turn #11
Billtog's Titanus: 15% HP
HcM's Zapdos: 383 HP
Begin Turn #12
Zapdos used Thunderbolt!
(14% damage)
Titanus fainted!
Billtog sent out Moto (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #12
Billtog's Moto: 100% HP
HcM's Zapdos: 383 HP
Begin Turn #13
Moto used Blizzard!
(124 damage)
It's super effective!
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Zapdos used Thunder Wave!
Moto is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #13
Billtog's Moto: 100% HP (Par)
HcM's Zapdos: 259 HP
Begin Turn #14
Zapdos used Thunderbolt!
(46% damage)
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Moto used Blizzard!
(141 damage)
It's super effective!
Zapdos was frozen solid!
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Okay, cool.
End of turn #14
Billtog's Moto: 54% HP (Par)
HcM's Zapdos: 118 HP (Frz)
HcM: lol
GGFan: lol
Begin Turn #15
Zapdos is frozen solid!
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Moto used Body Slam!
(104 damage)
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End of turn #15
Billtog's Moto: 54% HP (Par)
HcM's Zapdos: 14 HP (Frz)
Begin Turn #16
Zapdos is frozen solid!
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Moto used Body Slam!
(14 damage)
Zapdos fainted!
GGFan: Needs more hax than that
HcM sent out ThaTool (Lv.100 Starmie)!
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End of turn #16
Billtog's Moto: 54% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 323 HP
GGFan: Go CH paraslam
Begin Turn #17
ThaTool used Surf!
(42% damage)
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Moto used Body Slam!
(210 damage)
A critical hit!
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End of turn #17
Billtog's Moto: 12% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 113 HP
GGFan: lol
HcM: one half
Begin Turn #18
ThaTool used Recover!
ThaTool regained health!
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Moto is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #18
Billtog's Moto: 12% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 274 HP
GGFan: lol gay
Billtog: son of a bitch
HcM: Sweet
Begin Turn #19
ThaTool used Surf!
(13% damage)
Moto fainted!
Billtog sent out Kikurume (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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Various hax for both of us, blah, blah...
End of turn #19
Billtog's Kikurume: 100% HP
HcM's ThaTool: 274 HP
GGFan: Ah ha
Begin Turn #20
ThaTool used Thunder Wave!
Kikurume is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Kikurume used Thunder Wave!
ThaTool is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #20
Billtog's Kikurume: 100% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 274 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #21
ThaTool used Surf!
(14% damage)
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Kikurume used Thunderbolt!
(147 damage)
It's super effective!
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End of turn #21
Billtog's Kikurume: 86% HP (Par)
HcM's ThaTool: 127 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #22
ThaTool used Surf!
(15% damage)
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Kikurume used Thunderbolt!
(127 damage)
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
ThaTool fainted!
HcM sent out NiggaPlease (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #22
Billtog's Kikurume: 71% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP
Begin Turn #23
NiggaPlease used Hyper Beam!
(68% damage)
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Kikurume used Thunder Wave!
NiggaPlease is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #23
Billtog's Kikurume: 3% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
GGFan: lol NiggaPlease must die
Begin Turn #24
NiggaPlease must recharge!
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Kikurume is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #24
Billtog's Kikurume: 3% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
GGFan: lol
Billtog: FUCK
Begin Turn #25
NiggaPlease is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Kikurume used Softboiled!
Kikurume regained health!
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End of turn #25
Billtog's Kikurume: 53% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
Billtog: okay
Begin Turn #26
NiggaPlease used Hyper Beam!
(53% damage)
Kikurume fainted!
GGFan: Uh useless
Billtog: yeah
Billtog sent out Naratu (Lv.100 Alakazam)!
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End of turn #26
Billtog's Naratu: 100% HP
HcM's NiggaPlease: 353 HP (Par)
GGFan: Should have attacked
Begin Turn #27
Naratu used Psychic!
(303 damage)
A critical hit!
NiggaPlease's Special fell!
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NiggaPlease used Body Slam!
(50% damage)
Naratu is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #27
Billtog's Naratu: 50% HP (Par)
HcM's NiggaPlease: 50 HP (Par)
GGFan: If it has Reflect
GGFan: FPFP
GGFan: lol lucky bastard
Begin Turn #28
Naratu used Psychic!
(50 damage)
NiggaPlease fainted!
HcM sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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And this, my friends, is where the hilarity ensues....
End of turn #28
Billtog's Naratu: 50% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP
GGFan: Not gg
Begin Turn #29
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(22% damage)
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Naratu used Thunder Wave!
Chansey is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #29
Billtog's Naratu: 28% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP (Par)
GGFan: Billtog has the advantage
GGFan: IMO
Begin Turn #30
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #30
Billtog's Naratu: 59% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP (Par)
GGFan: HcM needs to hax
HcM: Yeah.
Billtog: unless he fucking freezes me
GGFan: Major hax
Begin Turn #31
Naratu used Psychic!
(137 damage)
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HcM: lol fp
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #31
Billtog's Naratu: 40% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 566 HP (Par)
GGFan: lol he cant
Begin Turn #32
Naratu used Psychic!
(120 damage)
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #32
Billtog's Naratu: 19% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 446 HP (Par)
GGFan: HcM can only win with hax
Begin Turn #33
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(20% damage)
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End of turn #33
Billtog's Naratu: 49% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 446 HP (Par)
GGFan: fp fp fp
Begin Turn #34
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
Chansey's attack missed!
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End of turn #34
Billtog's Naratu: 98% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 446 HP (Par)
GGFan: ch ch ch
GGFan: LOL
HcM: lol
Begin Turn #35
Naratu used Seismic Toss!
(100 damage)
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #35
Billtog's Naratu: 77% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 346 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #36
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #36
Billtog's Naratu: 77% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 346 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #37
Naratu used Psychic!
(135 damage)
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #37
Billtog's Naratu: 77% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 562 HP (Par)
GGFan: Needs more special fall
Begin Turn #38
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #38
Billtog's Naratu: 58% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 562 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #39
Naratu used Psychic!
(254 damage)
A critical hit!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(22% damage)
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End of turn #39
Billtog's Naratu: 36% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 308 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #40
Naratu used Psychic!
(129 damage)
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Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #40
Billtog's Naratu: 36% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 179 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #41
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #41
Billtog's Naratu: 86% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 530 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #42
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #42
Billtog's Naratu: 65% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 530 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #43
Naratu used Psychic!
(124 damage)
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #43
Billtog's Naratu: 44% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 406 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #44
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(19% damage)
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End of turn #44
Billtog's Naratu: 25% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 406 HP (Par)
GGFan: Wow
Begin Turn #45
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(21% damage)
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End of turn #45
Billtog's Naratu: 53% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 406 HP (Par)
GGFan: SPECIAL FALL
GGFan: lol
HcM: kognsfrgf
Begin Turn #46
Naratu used Psychic!
(233 damage)
A critical hit!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(20% damage)
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End of turn #46
Billtog's Naratu: 33% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 173 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #47
Naratu used Psychic!
(131 damage)
Chansey's Special fell!
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #47
Billtog's Naratu: 33% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 393 HP (Par)
GGFan: Works too
GGFan: lol
Begin Turn #48
Naratu is paralyzed! It can't move!
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Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #48
Billtog's Naratu: 33% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 393 HP (Par)
Begin Turn #49
Naratu used Recover!
Naratu regained health!
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Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
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End of turn #49
Billtog's Naratu: 83% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 703 HP (Par)
GGFan: lololo
HcM: I want rematch...
Begin Turn #50
Naratu used Psychic!
(179 damage)
Chansey's Special fell!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(10% damage)
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End of turn #50
Billtog's Naratu: 73% HP (Par)
HcM's Chansey: 524 HP (Par)
GGFan: TOOOOOO BBAAADDDD
GGFan: lol
HcM: Fuck you!!!!1
HcM: 1
HcM: 1
Continued in part 2, where the hax gets brought to a whole new spectrum of luckfucking.