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[samthedigital]

You don't seem to understand the difference between a figurative remark and a literal one. That or you don't make good internet sarcasm, your pick.

"And in the official standings I am the champion, which is all that really matters."

It's like saying a dog is sentient. The official sources may claim that it is, but that doesn't make the claim true.

[GGFan]

I'm still the official champ according the official standings though. What you say is just how you feel.